Denmark: “Hey ya, everyone! Get ready to get some good cheer straight from the Nordic region!” Iceland: “Iceland.” Norway: “Norway.” Denmark: “Denmark!” Sweden: “Sweden.” Finland: “And I’m Finland!” Sweden: “Hm?” Finland: “Ohyaaaaa!”
Denmark: “We finally got ourselves some time in the spotlight! Cool and stylish! That’s what we gotta be right now!” Finland: “You’re right about that! We’ve been looking forward to this moment for a long time! Right, Sve?” Sweden: “Yup. I’m a… bit embarrassed.” Iceland: “I had a song before this, but my Puffin pretty much hijacked the song for himself. I left him at home today.” Finland: “Whaaaaat?” Norway: “Wait, so why am I teamed up with bro?” Denmark: “All right, let’s go!”
Iceland: Nature is calling once again today. Iceland and Finland: We’re the ones who’re in charge of Europe’s northern side! (Denmark: We’re in charge, yeah!) Sweden: The sun may still rise in our home. Denmark and Sweden: But once in a while, the sun doesn’t set. (Norway: That’s called a midnight sun.)
Norway: Should you find that you’re in quite a bind, Iceland and Finland: Please call us anytime, Iceland: anywhere! Finland: anywhere, okay?
All: When you’re all alone, we’ll be right there! (Norway: I’ll always stay with you.) All: When you’re feeling pain, share it with us! (Iceland: You okay sharing with me?) All: When you’re feeling blue, we’ll drown our sorrows in beer! (Denmark: Okay, bottoms up!) Denmark: See that? You’re feeling better by the second, yeah!
Norway: “Hey. You still haven’t kept your promise about calling me big bro.” Iceland: “Why are you bringing that up now? You make no sense, I swear. I’m not saying it.” Sweden: “Nothin’ wrong with it.” Iceland: “Oh come on, Svi!” Finland: “How nice! I want to be called big bro too.” Denmark: “Aw man, you guys! Y’all still talkin’ about that?” Norway: “Big bro.” Iceland: “Don’t care.” Norway: “Big bro.” Iceland: “Not saying it.” Norway: “Big sis.” Iceland: “You’re not making sense any sense.” Denmark: “Hey! We’re gonna start any second now!”
Denmark: The Faroe Islands, Greenland, Denmark and Finland: and the Åland Islands are one of us too, Denmark: yeah! (Sweden: Might’ nice.) Iceland: Made from glaciers abrasing with bedrock. Iceland and Sweden: are jagged yet narrow inlets! (Norway: They’re called fjords.)
Norway: Should you find yourself lost along the way, Denmark and Sweden: No matter the time, no matter the place, Denmark: call for us! Sweden: Come to my home.
All: Need some help with your weekend carpenter project? (Sweden: I’ll make it for ya.) All: Can’t think of a name for that pet you got? (Finland: I’ll think of one for you!) All: When you just can’t seem to sell anything at all, (Denmark: then it’s my turn to help!) Iceland: Hey, (Finland: Ehe~☆) All: now do you see the appeal of us five?